Tuesday, August 30, 2011

How to detect A HIDDEN CAMERA In Trial Rooms?

In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls.... .

Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call...
If u can`t make a call...!!There is a hidden camera...

This is due to the interference of fibre optic cable during the signal transfer.

Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the PUBLIC...
To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA...

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Funny Software joke

Are you know the solution of Hair fall, skin problem,and etc problem
...
...
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Answer: The Only solution is use "PhotoShop"

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Be an optimist..!

Say to yourself every morning :
Today is going to be a great day.
I can handle more than I think I can.
Things do not get better by worrying about them.
I can be satisfied if I try to do my best.
There is always something to be happy about.
I am going to make someone happy today.
It is not good to be down.
Life is great, make the most of it.
Be an optimist.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Funny SMS's - 1

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

Once an angel came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give ubrains. He said "Let me try world peace"

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........ ... a headache !

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The moment you are in tension

The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose yourATTENTION
Then you are in totalCONFUSION
And you'll feelIRRITATION
This may spoil your personalRELATIONS
Ultimately, you won't getCOOPERATION
And get things intoCOMPLICATION
Then you may raiseCAUTION
And you have to takeMEDICATION
Why not try understanding theSITUATION
And try to think about theSOLUTION
Many problems will be solved byDISCUSSION
Which will work out better in yourPROFESSION
Don't think this is a freeSUGGESTION
It is only for yourPREVENTION
If you understand myINTENTION
You'll never come again intoTENSION
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