Ding, dong, bell... lyrics

Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy's in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Green.

Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.

What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pussy cat,

Who never did him any harm,
And killed the mice in his father's barn.

Sardar writes to bill gates

Sardarji writes to Bill Gates about the PC and Windows problems:

• My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
• I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
• I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
• Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.

The Two Toed Tree Toad

A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.