Betty Botter's Better Batter

Betty Botter had some butter,
But she said, this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter –
Better than her bitter butter –
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

Ned Nott and Sam Shott

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

Ringa Ringa Roses... lyrics

Ringa Ringa Roses
Pocket full of Poses
Husha! Busha!
We all fall down!

Rain, Rain Go away... lyrics

Rain, Rain Go away
Come again another day.
DADDY wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.

Rain, Rain Go away.
Come again another day.
MOMMY wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.

Rain, Rain Go away.
Come again another day.
BROTHER wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.

Rain, Rain Go away.
Come again another day.
SISTER wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.

Rain, Rain Go away.
Come again another day.
BABY wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.

Rain, Rain Go away.
Come again another day.
ALL THE FAMILY wants to play.
Rain, rain, go away.