tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43307449910076917052024-03-14T21:25:35.613+05:30Quotes triviaSashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-83046043996648463982012-05-13T07:02:00.000+05:302012-05-13T07:03:30.182+05:30Awesome answers In IAS ExaminationQ. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?<br />
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)<br />
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?<br />
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)<br />
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?<br />
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)<br />
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?<br />
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)<br />
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?<br />
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)<br />
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?<br />
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)<br />
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Q. What looks like half apple ?<br />
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )<br />
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?<br />
A: Dinner.<br />
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?<br />
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)<br />
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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.<br />
"What comes first, Day or Night?"<br />
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"<br />
"How" the interviewer asked.<br />
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"<br />
He was selected for IIM!Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-53719393251565074722012-02-25T19:42:00.002+05:302012-02-25T19:42:33.627+05:30Clean your kidneys in Rs 1.00 with Coriander leaves<ul><li>It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley Coriander leaves (Kothimeera / Dhaniya) and wash it clean, Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool.</li>
<li>Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before.</li>
<li>Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!</li>
<li>Hope you will forward this to all your loved ones...</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-40516101857946787742011-12-31T23:07:00.002+05:302011-12-31T23:07:57.528+05:30New Year Quotations<ul><li>Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn</li>
<li>An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan</li>
<li>Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown</li>
<li>A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown</li>
<li>Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin</li>
<li>No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. ~Charles Lamb</li>
<li>New Year's Day is every man's birthday. ~Charles Lamb</li>
<li>Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden</li>
<li>Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland</li>
<li>The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn. ~Hartley Coleridge</li>
<li>New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. ~Hamilton Wright Mabie</li>
<li>The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! ~Edward Payson Powell</li>
<li>Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey</li>
<li>Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.</li>
<li>~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850</li>
<li>The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~P.J. O'Rourke</li>
<li>Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher</li>
<li>New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain</li>
<li>The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. ~George William Curtis</li>
<li>For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning. ~T.S. Eliot, "Little Gidding"</li>
<li>We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce</li>
<li>Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. ~Mark Twain</li>
<li>People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown</li>
<li>And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,</li>
<li>The regrets of remembrance to cozen, And having obtained a New Trial of Time, Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen. ~Thomas Hood</li>
<li>Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. ~Brooks Atkinson</li>
<li>Each age has deemed the new-born year The fittest time for festal cheer. ~Walter Scott</li>
<li>Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde</li>
<li>Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth. ~Martin Luther</li>
<li>A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. ~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885</li>
<li>But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide</li>
<li>When then is lost, as time is by, we look upon the yearly wine to see our substance in the lees. Did tribe and purse most pleasing leave? To look for clear and faithful sense, that gives a bodied stance bouquet, then see the vat at mirror's face and find in it, the yearly pace. ~E. Marshall, Vintner Epilogue (Happy Old Year)</li>
<li>Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. ~Dave Beard</li>
<li>I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. ~Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary</li>
<li>New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno</li>
<li>We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one. ~John Greenleaf Whittier</li>
<li>One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs</li>
<li>Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb</li>
<li>A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year. ~Edgar Guest</li>
<li>It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. ~William Thomas</li>
<li>We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman</li>
<li>May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams</li>
<li>He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. ~F.M. Knowles</li>
<li>The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton</li>
<li>I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. ~Henry Moore</li>
<li>Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. ~Thomas Mann</li>
<li>I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin</li>
<li>Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917</li>
<li>New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain</li>
<li>Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time. ~Jean Paul Richter</li>
<li>The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-14974355231955700182011-12-31T23:02:00.002+05:302011-12-31T23:02:23.334+05:30Happy Healthy New Year 2012May Your Hair, Your Teeth, <br />
Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And <br />
Your Stocks Not Fall; <br />
And May Your Blood Pressure, <br />
Your Triglycerides, <br />
Your Cholesterol, <br />
Your White Blood Count And <br />
Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise. <br />
Happy Healthy New Year 2012Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-90870758705219278522011-12-31T23:01:00.000+05:302011-12-31T23:01:15.812+05:30May the new year bring these wishesMay the new year<br />
Bring these wishes to all of you<br />
Warmth of love, comfort of home<br />
Joy for your children,<br />
Company and support of family n friends<br />
A caring heart that accepts<br />
N treats all human beings equally<br />
Enrichment of knowledge n<br />
Richness of diversity<br />
Courage to seek n speak the truth<br />
Even if it means standing alone<br />
Hopes n dreams of a just world n<br />
The desire to make it happen<br />
A light to guide your path<br />
Helping hands to strengthen unity<br />
Serenity n peace within your mind,<br />
Heart n soul<br />
Food for thought n soul<br />
A hand to holdSashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-50203488643973601382011-12-26T15:21:00.002+05:302011-12-26T15:21:39.813+05:30General Christmas Quotes<ul><li>"Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays."</li>
<li>"May we all show each other the love and patience that we may not deserve this Christmas. This is the true spirit of Christmas."</li>
<li>"It's easy to get caught up in all the business of Christmas, but I'm wishing you a peaceful Christmas full of the most important things."</li>
<li>"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May you be surrounded by all the things that bring Christmas cheer."</li>
<li>"May you be reminded of all the most important things in your life this Christmas. Merry Christmas!"</li>
<li>"We hope you are surrounded by beauty and comfort this Christmas season."</li>
<li>"Blessings, love, and peace to you this Christmas."</li>
<li>"Hoping you can feel love, joy, and peace this Christmas season."</li>
<li>"The beauty of the Christmas season can remind us of all the beauty in life that we take for granted. Our family, our friends, and our faith."</li>
<li>"Keep Christmas a time of celebration and love. Don't let Christmas become a chore. Don't let Christmas bring strife to your home."</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-82463253063732851842011-12-25T03:20:00.000+05:302011-12-26T15:22:27.188+05:30Say "Merry Christmas" in Different languagesHere is a list of how to say "Merry Christmas" in different languages. These could be interesting to use for various reasons. Look for a few that have been made up to be funny.<br />
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<ul><li><b>Alien</b>: (transmitted directly into your mind)</li>
<li><b>Arabic</b>: Milad Majid</li>
<li><b>Baby Talk</b>: Merr Kissmus</li>
<li><b>Chinese</b>: (<i>Cantonese</i>) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun</li>
<li><b>Chinese</b>: (<i>Mandarin</i>) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan</li>
<li><b>Danish</b>: Glædelig Jul</li>
<li><b>Dutch</b>: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! or Zalig Kerstfeast</li>
<li><b>English</b>: Merry Christmas</li>
<li><b>French</b>: Joyeux Noel</li>
<li><b>German</b>: Fröhliche Weihnachten</li>
<li><b>Greek</b>: Kala Christouyenna!</li>
<li><b>Hawaiian</b>: Mele Kalikimaka</li>
<li><b>Hebrew</b>: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova</li>
<li><b>Hindi</b>: Meri Christmas</li>
<li><b>Iraqi</b>: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah</li>
<li><b>Italian</b>: Buone Feste Natalizie</li>
<li><b>Japanese</b>: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto</li>
<li><b>Korean</b>: Sung Tan Chuk Ha</li>
<li><b>Philippines</b>: Maligayang Pasko!</li>
<li><b>Pig Latin</b>: ErryMay IstmasChray</li>
<li><b>Russian</b>: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom</li>
<li><b>Spanish</b>: Feliz Navidad</li>
<li><b>Vietnamese</b>: Chuc Mung Giang Sinh</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-72566852469264148392011-12-18T00:12:00.000+05:302011-12-18T00:12:00.619+05:30How to wish "Happy Birthday" in different languagesBirthday is one of those occasions where the strong emotional bonds, warmth of heartfelt best wishes go beyond the barrier of language and sincere and cordial birthday wish always becomes successful in conveying with its true glory.<br />
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Here is a list which will help you to wish "Happy Birthday" in different languages of the world.<br />
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<b>Brazil</b>: Parabéns a você! nesta data querida muitas felicidades e muitos anos de vida.<br />
<b>Chinese-Cantonese</b>: Sun Yat Fai Lok!<br />
<b>Chinese-Mandarin</b>: qu ni sheng er kuai le<br />
<b>Croatian</b>: Sretan Rodendan!<br />
<b>Czech</b>: Vsechno nejlepsi k Tvym narozeninam!!<br />
<b>Danish</b>: Tillykke med fodselsdagen!<br />
<b>Dutch</b>: Hartelijk gefeliciteerd! or Van harte gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!<br />
<b>Esperanto</b>: Felichan Naskightagon!<br />
<b>Farsi</b>: Tavalodet Mobarak!<br />
<b>Finnish</b>: Hyvaa syntymapaivaa!<br />
<b>French (Canada)</b>: Bonne Fete!<br />
<b>French</b>: Joyeux Anniversaire!<br />
<b>German</b>: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!<br />
<b>Greek</b>: Eytyxismena Genethlia! or Chronia Pola!<br />
<b>Hawaiian</b>: Hau`oli la hanau!<br />
<b>Hebrew</b>: Yom Huledet Same'ach!<br />
<b>Hungarian</b>: Boldog szuletesnapot! or Isten eltessen!<br />
<b>Italian</b>: Buon Compleanno!<br />
<b>Japanese</b>: Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!<br />
<b>Russian</b>: S dniom razhdjenia! or Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!<br />
<b>Spanish</b>: Feliz Cumpleaños!<br />
<b>Swedish</b>: Grattis på födelsedagen<br />
<b>Taiwanese</b>: San leaz quiet lo!<br />
<b>Thai</b>: Suk San Wan Keut!<br />
<b>Ukrainian</b>: Mnohiya lita! or Z dnem narodjennia!Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-83579434385644899042011-11-20T00:00:00.000+05:302011-11-20T00:00:03.787+05:30Betty Botter's Better BatterBetty Botter had some butter,<br />
But she said, this butter's bitter.<br />
If I bake this bitter butter,<br />
It would make my batter bitter.<br />
But a bit of better butter,<br />
That would make my batter better."<br />
So she bought a bit of butter –<br />
Better than her bitter butter –<br />
And she baked it in her batter;<br />
And the batter was not bitter.<br />
So it was better Betty Botter<br />
Bought a bit of better butter.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-90059325641775360162011-11-13T00:13:00.000+05:302011-11-13T00:13:00.088+05:30Ned Nott and Sam Shott<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.<br />
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.<br />
Some say Nott was not shot.<br />
But Shott says he shot Nott.<br />
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,<br />
Or Nott was shot.<br />
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.<br />
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,<br />
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.<br />
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.</div>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-88950254580768535342011-11-11T18:36:00.003+05:302011-11-11T18:36:00.242+05:30Ringa Ringa Roses... lyrics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNtZJxbBZWWpGJ0RZGVO0EAGKLgrpoZxLI3PLzY_SKSDVkmYRcs0t6q1Fs1E7h2pTNgSAwNvbajwotcu-6atgmNcpynE_oCPlwxbrgdxyC3ZGwuhn5s-cJqseVEp_VgAMv3rpOESBuYdoD/s1600/ring+a+ring.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="303" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNtZJxbBZWWpGJ0RZGVO0EAGKLgrpoZxLI3PLzY_SKSDVkmYRcs0t6q1Fs1E7h2pTNgSAwNvbajwotcu-6atgmNcpynE_oCPlwxbrgdxyC3ZGwuhn5s-cJqseVEp_VgAMv3rpOESBuYdoD/s320/ring+a+ring.gif" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Ringa Ringa Roses<br />
Pocket full of Poses<br />
Husha! Busha!<br />
We all fall down!Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-67092691916892991162011-11-07T10:38:00.002+05:302011-11-07T10:38:00.922+05:30Rain, Rain Go away... lyrics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizewBHJrh7A1_LJuCFReWliTyxP4ZrspSm4U2D41uqC0L7jiTWv7ycc2ef_AAgPkYLxhHELY8w1WYxBgE6nYS961hCP2y3yqa1jfAwqvbcQoYfDgfHUm6gL_UHSqdvNcuGUgoHOOHaR7LJ/s1600/rain+rain+go+away.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizewBHJrh7A1_LJuCFReWliTyxP4ZrspSm4U2D41uqC0L7jiTWv7ycc2ef_AAgPkYLxhHELY8w1WYxBgE6nYS961hCP2y3yqa1jfAwqvbcQoYfDgfHUm6gL_UHSqdvNcuGUgoHOOHaR7LJ/s320/rain+rain+go+away.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Rain, Rain Go away<br />
Come again another day. <br />
DADDY wants to play. <br />
Rain, rain, go away.<br />
<br />
Rain, Rain Go away. <br />
Come again another day.<br />
MOMMY wants to play.<br />
Rain, rain, go away.<br />
<br />
Rain, Rain Go away. <br />
Come again another day.<br />
BROTHER wants to play. <br />
Rain, rain, go away.<br />
<br />
Rain, Rain Go away. <br />
Come again another day.<br />
SISTER wants to play. <br />
Rain, rain, go away.<br />
<br />
Rain, Rain Go away. <br />
Come again another day.<br />
BABY wants to play.<br />
Rain, rain, go away.<br />
<br />
Rain, Rain Go away. <br />
Come again another day.<br />
ALL THE FAMILY wants to play.<br />
Rain, rain, go away.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-27234131755664082352011-10-31T10:36:00.000+05:302011-10-31T10:36:41.153+05:30Ding, dong, bell... lyrics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyr8ysFtH2R_v9wWaKrHdQUJoHZ4LtBbDYG0q_-TZE8GVWPU0yiPqayGlV6PxbOHYID8Akw_y1MfKA4kXjS7k-0aM76IV38vdl3X4h9631Ixakcf51VT0pWCrBygLZERx3l1tHqn1AvkWl/s1600/ding-dong-bell.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyr8ysFtH2R_v9wWaKrHdQUJoHZ4LtBbDYG0q_-TZE8GVWPU0yiPqayGlV6PxbOHYID8Akw_y1MfKA4kXjS7k-0aM76IV38vdl3X4h9631Ixakcf51VT0pWCrBygLZERx3l1tHqn1AvkWl/s320/ding-dong-bell.jpg" width="280" /></a></div>Ding, dong, bell,<br />
Pussy's in the well.<br />
Who put her in?<br />
Little Johnny Green.<br />
<br />
Who pulled her out?<br />
Little Tommy Stout.<br />
<br />
What a naughty boy was that,<br />
To try to drown poor pussy cat,<br />
<br />
Who never did him any harm,<br />
And killed the mice in his father's barn.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-41012868300877860892011-10-26T10:33:00.000+05:302011-10-26T10:33:00.396+05:30Sardar writes to bill gatesSardarji writes to Bill Gates about the PC and Windows problems:<br />
<ul><li>My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.</li>
<li>I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.</li>
<li>I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.</li>
<li>Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-11685419995035004952011-10-20T12:12:00.000+05:302011-10-20T12:12:00.215+05:30The Two Toed Tree Toad<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A tree-toad loved a she-toad<br />
Who lived up in a tree.<br />
He was a two-toed tree-toad,<br />
But a three-toed toad was she.<br />
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win<br />
The three-toed she-toad's heart,<br />
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground<br />
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.<br />
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;<br />
He couldn't please her whim.<br />
From her tree-toad bower,<br />
With her three-toed power,<br />
The she-toad vetoed him.</div>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-80091998956703087852011-09-24T19:06:00.000+05:302011-09-24T19:06:03.526+05:30Baa Baa Black Sheep - lyricsBaa, baa, black sheep,<br />
Have you any wool?<br />
Yes sir, yes sir,<br />
Three bags full.<br />
<br />
One for the master,<br />
One for the dame,<br />
And one for the little boy<br />
Who lives down the lane.<br />
<br />
Baa, baa, black sheep,<br />
Have you any wool?<br />
Yes sir, yes sir,<br />
Three bags full. <br />
<br />
One to mend the jerseys<br />
one to mend the socks<br />
and one to mend the holes in<br />
the little girls' frocks.<br />
<br />
Baa, baa, black sheep,<br />
Have you any wool?<br />
Yes sir, yes sir,<br />
Three bags full.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-9724095872543645192011-09-23T12:11:00.002+05:302011-09-23T12:11:51.288+05:30See's Saw and Soar's Seesaw<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Mr. See owned a saw.<br />
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.<br />
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw<br />
Before Soar saw See,<br />
Which made Soar sore.<br />
Had Soar seen See's saw<br />
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,<br />
See's saw would not have sawed<br />
Soar's seesaw.<br />
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.<br />
But it was sad to see Soar so sore<br />
just because See's saw sawed<br />
Soar's seesaw.</div>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-29351172178157549862011-09-22T20:26:00.002+05:302011-09-22T20:26:50.390+05:30She Sells Sea Shells!She sells sea shells on the sea shore.<br />
The shells she sells are sea shells, im sure.<br />
And if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,<br />
Then l'm sure she sells seashore shells.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-8957133715293399092011-09-17T06:09:00.000+05:302011-09-17T06:09:00.690+05:30Beware of 2-way mirrorsWhen we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can`t see them. <br />
<br />
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.<br />
<br />
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at<br />
it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of Mirror we are looking at?<br />
<br />
<h2>CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:</h2><br />
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if<br />
there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.<br />
<br />
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). <br />
<br />
So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail<br />
test." It doesn`t cost you anything. It is simple to do.<br />
<br />
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real<br />
mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.<br />
<br />
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! <br />
<br />
Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.<br />
<br />
<b>Share this with your sisters, wife, daughters, friends, girl friends, lover, colleagues, etc.</b>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-84315835278758244632011-09-11T06:08:00.002+05:302011-09-11T06:08:40.566+05:30Awesome Birthday quotes<ul><li>I hope that the coming year provides you with all the success and fulfillment your heart wishes.</li>
<li>To love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. Happy birthday.</li>
<li>A birthday happens just once in a person's lifetime. Today, I am celebrate the anniversary of your birth.</li>
<li>With a new year of your journey, shall come more challenges, opportunities and greater success. May God bless you. Happy Birthday.</li>
<li>With a friend like you, who cares and supports with such a vibrant zeal, life and world turns in to so much fun. Thanks and wishing you a very sweet birthday.</li>
<li>A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.</li>
<li>I'm so lucky to have a friend like you. Happy Birthday!</li>
<li>It must have been easier to remember your age when you were 25 every year</li>
<li>Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.</li>
<li>You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience.</li>
<li>May this birthday offer you as much joy and happiness as you give to all who know you.</li>
<li>Age is just a number. A very revealing number, but still merely a number.</li>
<li>Birthdays come but once a year. Make the most of today.</li>
<li>Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. Happy Birthday!</li>
<li>Happy birthday, you are a dear friend and treasure you greatly.</li>
<li>Make the most of this special birthday.</li>
<li>In youth are learn, in age we understand.</li>
</ul>Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-35636871286033551762011-09-02T08:24:00.000+05:302011-09-22T20:25:58.428+05:30Twinkle, Twinkle, Little StarTwinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!<br />
Up above the world so high,<br />
Like a diamond in the sky.<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!<br />
<br />
When the blazing sun is gone,<br />
When he nothing shines upon,<br />
Then you show your little light,<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!<br />
<br />
Then the traveler in the dark<br />
Thanks you for your tiny spark;<br />
He could not see which way to go,<br />
If you did not twinkle so.<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!<br />
<br />
In the dark blue sky you keep,<br />
And often through my curtains peep,<br />
For you never shut your eye<br />
Till the sun is in the sky.<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!<br />
<br />
As your bright and tiny spark<br />
Lights the traveler in the dark,<br />
Through I know not what you are,<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.<br />
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,<br />
How I wonder what you are!Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-52696188415061270242011-08-30T20:44:00.000+05:302011-08-30T20:44:24.249+05:30How to detect A HIDDEN CAMERA In Trial Rooms?In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls.... .<br />
<br />
Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call...<br />
If u can`t make a call...!!There is a hidden camera...<br />
<br />
This is due to the interference of fibre optic cable during the signal transfer.<br />
<br />
Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the PUBLIC...<br />
To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA...Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-50660698435759882032011-08-21T15:09:00.000+05:302011-08-21T15:09:54.589+05:30Funny Software jokeAre you know the solution of Hair fall, skin problem,and etc problem<br />
...<br />
...<br />
...<br />
<b>Answer</b>: The Only solution is use "PhotoShop"Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-11319181164555769692011-08-14T06:51:00.001+05:302011-08-14T06:51:00.329+05:30Poems written by husband to wifeI wrote your name on sand it got washed.<br />
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then<br />
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. <br />
<br />
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .<br />
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .<br />
He saw me in dark, he created light .<br />
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.<br />
<br />
Twinkle Twinkle little star<br />
You should know what you are <br />
And once you know what you are<br />
Mental hospital is not so far. <br />
<br />
The rain makes all things beautiful.<br />
The grass and flowers too.<br />
If rain makes all things beautiful<br />
Why doesn't it rain on you?<br />
<br />
Roses are red, Violets are blue <br />
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.<br />
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too<br />
Not in cage but laughing at you.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4330744991007691705.post-42054996175915048262011-08-06T07:17:00.001+05:302011-08-06T07:17:00.375+05:30Be an optimist..!Say to yourself every morning :<br />
Today is going to be a great day.<br />
I can handle more than I think I can.<br />
Things do not get better by worrying about them.<br />
I can be satisfied if I try to do my best.<br />
There is always something to be happy about.<br />
I am going to make someone happy today.<br />
It is not good to be down.<br />
Life is great, make the most of it.<br />
Be an optimist.Sashankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06882256919096455376noreply@blogger.com0