Favorite Birthday Quotes

• The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
  
  -Oprah Winfrey
  
• There is still no cure for the common birthday.
  
  -John Glenn
  
• A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
  
  -Dorothea Kent
  
• Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
  
  -Anonymous
  
• With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
  
  -William Shakespeare
  
• Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
  
  -Bernard Baruch
  
• Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
  
  -Maurice Chevalier
  
• My mother groaned, my father wept, into the dangerous world I leapt; helpless, naked, piping loud, like a fiend hid in a cloud.
  
  -William Blake
  
• Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
  
  -Pope John XXIII
  
• If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.
  
  -Abraham Sutzkever
  

Favorite Funny Quotes

• Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
  
  -Will Rogers
  
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  
  -Groucho Marx
  
• I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
  
  -George Burns
  
• Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
  
  -Samuel Goldwyn
  
• I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
  
  -Bob Hope
  
• Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
  
  -Robert Benchley
  
• The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
  
  -Arthur Schopenhauer
  
• More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
  
  -Robert Orben
  
• Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
  
  -G. K. Chesterton
  
• I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
  
  -Katherine Hepburn
  

Favorite Love Quotes

• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
  

  -Franklin P. Jones
  

• At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
  

  -Plato
  

• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
  

  -Robert Frost
  

• If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
  

  -Sir James M. Barrie
  

• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  

  -Henry Louis Mencken
  

• Love is a friendship set to music.
  

  -E. Joseph Cossman
  

• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
  

  -Erich Segal
  

• Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
  

  -Voltaire
  

• They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.
  

  -William Shakespeare
  

• Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
  

  -Lord Byron
  

Finest leadership quotes

• Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
  
  -Peter F. Drucker
  
• Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
  
  -George S. Patton
  
• Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
  
  -Dwight Eisenhower
  
• A leader is a dealer in hope.
  
  -Napoleon Bonaparte
  
• I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
  
  -Benjamin Disraeli
  
• The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
  
  -Elaine Agather
  
• Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too.
  
  -Robert Half
  
• Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
  
  -Groucho Marx
  
• The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet.
  
  -Theodore M. Hesburgh
  
• The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
  
  -Theodore Roosevelt