Software Engineer Sms Joke -1

Night r going sleepless, days r going useless.
Oh God... Is this love?
God says...
Idiot, u r SOFTWARE ENGINEER..!:-;-)

Favorite Famous Quotations

• Imagination is more important than knowledge.
  
  -Albert Einstein
  
• If music be the food of love, play on.
  
  -Shakespeare
  
• The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
  
  -Walt Disney
  
• Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
  
  -Henry Ford
  
• I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
  
  -Wayne Gretzky
  
• When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
  
  -Yogi Berra
  
• We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.
  
  -Hegel
  
• The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
  
  -Socrates
  
• Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
  
  -M.K. Gandhi
  
• What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
  
  -Zig Ziglar
  

Funny Sms - 1

Girl: praying to god,
Devuda! Naku oka telivigala vadi tho pelli chey swamy...!
GOD reply her:
Papa! telivigalavadu asalu pellae chesukodu telusa....:-);-)B-):-P

Happy Birthday to You

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear friend,
Happy birthday to you.