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Girl: praying to god,
Devuda! Naku oka telivigala vadi tho pelli chey swamy...!
GOD reply her:
Papa! telivigalavadu asalu pellae chesukodu telusa....:-);-)B-):-P

Happy Birthday to You

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear friend,
Happy birthday to you.

Top 10 list of Favorites

• ... ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
  
  -John F. Kennedy
  
• A politician will do anything to keep his job -- even become a patriot.
  
  -William Randolph Hearst
  
• Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
  
  -Calvin Coolidge
  
• Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
  
  -Adlai Stevenson
  
• I think patriotism is like charity -- it begins at home.
  
  -Henry James
  
• A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
  
  -George William Curtis
  
• A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
  
  -George Santayana
  
• Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
  
  -George Bernard Shaw
  
• Breathes there the man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, This is my own, my native land.
  
  -Walter Scott
  
• A thoughtful mind, when it sees a Nation's flag, sees not the flag only, but the Nation itself; and whatever may be its symbols, its insignia, he reads chiefly in the flag the Government, the principles, the truths, the history which belongs to the Nation that sets it forth.
  
  -Henry Ward Beecher
  

I’m Sorry

How can I set right all the wrong?

I've done....

I've made myself so terribly blue,

Forgive me I'll make it up to you.

Thoughts of Regret

Haunt me all the time,

Which is why I'm tailing this opportunity?

To explain to you how Sorry I'm

I hope you will understand

My meaning in saying....

I'M TRULY SORRY.

Friends someone asked..

True Friends

A True friend is-

One who shares u r joys and sorrows?

One who shares with you his entire secret?

And in dead cold, gives his jacket

One who can take firm stand and in time of trouble gives u a helping hand

One who knows what r your minus and plus

And still loves u without a fuss

One with whom u share a dream

And be happy with left over after giving him the cream

One who understands u even when u r bad

And always by u r side whenever u r sad.

Who likes u and not u r money?

And who is sweet, sweeter than honey

This is what I call a true friend....

Favorite Chocolate Quotes

• Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
  
  -Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
  
• There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
  
  -Anonymous
  
• Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
  
  -We believe this is from Gina Hayes
  
• I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
  
  -Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation
  
• And above all... Think Chocolate!
  
  -'Betty Crocker'
  
• The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
  
  -Terry Moore
  
• All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
  
  -Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz
  
• Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
  
  -Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
  
• I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?