Difference between Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arriving on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

A friend is like a…

A friend is like a flower, a daisy to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies.

A friends is like those blades of grass you can never mow,

Standing straight, tall, and proud in a perfect little row.

A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend?

MD at loss

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working,not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery boy , Sir!"

Funny Newton laws for Software Engineer

• Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.
• Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
• Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
• Law 4: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

A B C of Friendship....

Accepts you as you are

Believes in "you"

Calls you just to say "Hi"

Doesn't give up on you

Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)

Forgives your greatest mistakes

Gives unconditionally

Helps you always

Invites you over

Just because

Keeps you close at heart

Loves you for who you are

Makes a difference in your life

Never judges

Offers support

Picks you up

Quiets your fears

Raises your spirits

Says nice things about you

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it

Understands you

Values you

Walks beside you

Xxoxoxoxxxoooxxoxo

Yells when you won't listen and

Zaps you back to reality

Software Engineer Sms Joke -1

Night r going sleepless, days r going useless.
Oh God... Is this love?
God says...
Idiot, u r SOFTWARE ENGINEER..!:-;-)

Favorite Famous Quotations

• Imagination is more important than knowledge.
  
  -Albert Einstein
  
• If music be the food of love, play on.
  
  -Shakespeare
  
• The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
  
  -Walt Disney
  
• Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
  
  -Henry Ford
  
• I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
  
  -Wayne Gretzky
  
• When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
  
  -Yogi Berra
  
• We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.
  
  -Hegel
  
• The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
  
  -Socrates
  
• Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
  
  -M.K. Gandhi
  
• What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
  
  -Zig Ziglar